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The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson On Vanity Fair...Yes, Vanity Fair

Again, I repeat, Vanity FAIR. More like Vanity FAIL. The hos at Vanity Fair must all have squeaky clean asses, because Papa Joe probably had to lick every last one of them off in order to get his little froglet on the cover. And IN THIS ECONOMY, I'm surprised Vanity Fair took Jessica Simpson on. How many copies of Photoshop, how many pairs of Spanx and how many gallons of liquid foundation did it take to put this mess together? Not since the Pyramids were built.... I mean, homegirl is pinch...

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18:36 on May 4 2009

The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson On Vanity Fair...Yes, Vanity Fair

Dlisted — Again, I repeat, Vanity FAIR. More like Vanity FAIL. The hos at Vanity Fair must all have squeaky clean asses, because Papa Joe probably had to lick every last one of the... more info
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07:00 on May 5 2009

Jessica Simpson - Simpsons Recession-proof Business

ContactMusic — JESSICA SIMPSON has successfully turned her fashion venture into a multi-million dollar empire - her business has bucked the trend and is continuing to thrive amid the... more info
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14:04 on May 5 2009

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Cleavage For Vanity Fair

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19:44 on May 4 2009

Jessica Simpson Doesn't Blame 'Newlyweds' For Split

Starpulse — Jessica Simpson has no regrets over her reality TV show Newlyweds: Nick And Jessica, insisting the doomed program is not to blame for her divorce from husband and co-star... more info
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11:55 on May 5 2009

Jessica Simpson "Newlyweds Didn't Cause Marriage Split"

AngryApe — She still enjoys watching her reality TV show more info
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15:15 on May 4 2009

Jessica Simpson????

Perez Hilton — For some inexplicable reason, Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair. Uhmm, why?????????? Hopefully she'll talk about her failed acting career! Here are a... more info
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