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The Photoshop Awards: Shakira's New Single Cover

They tell me this is Shakira, but it looks more like something you get when you rub Brit Brit and Sasha Fierce together. Actually, I think when you rub those two together you get pork grease, condensed labia leche and bronzer. Shakira took a crash course in "How To Ho It Up To Sell Records" and I'm all for it. If the video is anything like this single cover then I can't wait to see what the glittery gays of YouTube are going to do with it. They better have an ice pack on their nuts rig...

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10:22 on July 3 2009

A photograph of Shakira looking quite nice

Pop Justice — This new picture of Shakira just arrived in our inbox, phwoar right lads etc: Lots of pop ladies would have photos... more info
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22:53 on July 2 2009

The Photoshop Awards: Shakira's New Single Cover

Dlisted — They tell me this is Shakira, but it looks more like something you get when you rub Brit Brit and Sasha Fierce together. Actually, I think when you rub those two together... more info
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00:13 on July 3 2009

Shakira wants babies with boyfriend

Jam! Showbiz Music, Canada — BOGOTA - Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labour: multiple children. more info
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14:03 on July 3 2009

Shakira Wants Babies

Starpulse — BOGOTA (AP) — Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labor: multiple children.[...] Read more! more info
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00:04 on July 3 2009

1. Shakira says after album's birth, she wants babies

Star Online, Malaysia — BOGOTA (AP) - Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labor: multiple children. more info
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17:27 on July 3 2009

Shakira Says After Album's Birth, She Wants Babies

Topix — Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labor: multiple children. more info
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11:15 on July 3 2009

Shakira: I want babies

Colombian pop star Shakira says after her latest album is born she plans to undertake a new labor: multiple children. more info
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