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The Plot Thickens (As Did Beyonce's Titty Situation)

Just a month after the reincarnation of God, Blue Ivy Carter, descended onto earth on the back of a platinum Pegasus, Beyonce stuffed herself into a Spanx cocoon last night to make her first public appearance at Jay-Z's charity concert at Carnegie Hall and the after-party at 40/40. The conspiracy theorists are straightening their tin foil wigs and screaming "DEM HIPS DO LIE!" while holding up their magnifying glasses to find concrete proof that Beyonce recycled her Tempur-Pedic baby into hi...

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13:06 on February 7 2012

The Plot Thickens (As Did Beyonce's Titty Situation)

Dlisted — Just a month after the reincarnation of God, Blue Ivy Carter, descended onto earth on the back of a platinum Pegasus, Beyonce stuffed herself into a Spanx cocoon last nig... more info
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18:01 on February 7 2012

Beyonce Stuns in First Post-Baby Blue Appearance

Pop Crunch — Hmmm…perhaps there was some truth to those “Beyonce Birther” rumors after all. Just kidding! Motherhood sure looks good on Mrs. Knowles Carter. Bey, who gave birth ... more info
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