The Rachel + No Shirt = Miley At The Billboard Music Awards Last Night

Dressed like a nurse practitioner in a porn movie, Miley Cyrus went to the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas last night and made it perfectly clear that her chipmunk chichis can't be tamed. While I appreciate it when a ho leaves her shirt and pants at home, Miley can't pull off the "70s cougar at a swingers party" look. That big mop on her big head looks like a cross between The Rachel on paint fumes and Barbarella. The under titty chain does give off an elegant "dripping with class"...

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