These Aren't Beyonce's Nails

The only news source in the world I trust The Daily Mail posted a breaking news story this morning about how Beyonce took this picture of her hilariously terrifying nails and posted it to her Tumblr. My first thought about this was, "Where was I when the master Rembrandt resurrected himself and started  working as a nail artist in some salon in Tribeca?" Because those nails are HIGH art. My second thought about this was, "Does Beyonce realize how close hers and Jay-Z's faces will be to her...

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