These Boots Are Made For Walking...Into The Depths Of Hell!

Brit Brit's feets have long been the halfway house for wayward boots to go when they've been dumped on the bottom shelf in the back of the storage room at an Off Broadway Shoes to lick on dust balls. Then when a confused and drunk salesperson accidentally pulls them out to show to a customer, the boots bust out of that bitch and jump on a freight straight headed to the PROMISE LAND (aka Brit Brit's thankles). Brit Brit's feet = Xanadu for fug boots. Got a pair of boots that m...

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