This Might Be A Health Hazard

Crank up the Alanis Morrissette, because there's something funny about White Oprah's favorite piggy bank, who weighs as much as a semi-wet stamp, making a signature milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night. Heh. Now if this is an HONEST HoHan milkshake special (ingredients: Red Bull, crushed fentanyl pops, fake tan grease for color, a Slim Fast bar and dirty meth pop water - HOLD THE DIGNITY), then I'll order three cases! However, if HoHan is fakin' it by making a milks...

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