This Would've Never Happened To The Real Noah

There's a good reason for why Russell Crowe looks like Bill Murray slowly morphing into Rob Reiner. Russell's salty, pepawfied ass is playing the title role in Darren Aronofsky's Noah and they're currently shooting on Long Island. On Saturday afternoon, Russell to a break from playing an animal hoarder and went kayaking in Huntington Bay, New York with his personal trainer. Russell is obviously better at throwing phones than navigating, because they got lost and had to paddle...

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