Throw These Bitches Back In The Water

Where was a fisherman with a big ass net when you needed him?! Ariel is not amused with last night's invasion of mermaid dresses at the Oscars. Beyonce, Melissa George, Marisa Tomei, Monica Cruz, Zac Efron's beard and Diane Lane all wore variations of that shit. I feel like they all needed to be wheeled in on a fake rock. This is Under the Sea shit gone wrong. These dumb bitches were just asking for an evil whore to trip their sausage-looking asses. They would've come back up with...

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