Tim Burton Hates Us

If you want your ears to grow a protective layer of hair of around themselves just listen to Avril Lavigne's song for the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack. You will want to swallow every blue pill and throw yourself down ANY hole. The "hyena getting castrated with a butter knife" wail coming out of Avril's mouth is probably the same sound an angsty Emo tween makes when his parents delete his MySpace page.

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