Tom Ford Is A Daddy

Yes, bitch, the gypsy man from Thinner got a taste of his own curse, chopped his hair off and has been partnered up with Tom Ford for 25 years. Don't let anybody tell you that characters from Stephen King novels don't have happy endings. You should be jealous that Tom Ford gets to spoon with the Tall Man from Phantasm every night. Tom Ford will make sure to wipe away the wet glares of jealousy you're throwing at him as he meticulously prunes the flawless beard gently hugging the b...

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