Twitter's @andymcnabb on the Soldiers

Think 'a barbershop quartet who've slotted the girly one', says our guest reviewer, Twitter's @andymcnabbI was hoovering with the flame-thrower when my wife left me."I'm leaving you," she said, with an expression like a bombed church."Is it the balaclava?" I said."No," she said, opening the door. "I've found another hero."Actually there are three of them. Three soldiers, three heroes, six testicles.Good news is they're not Chris Ryan. Bad news is, they sing as well as they shoot. They're called ...

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