Unseen Swells: Why rock stars should become aristocrats

In this previously unseen blog from 2008, Swells imagines a future in which Earl Lemmy of Killmister and Viscount Morrissey go tearing through the opium dems of SohoWith speculation rife about which formerly foul-mouthed and rebellious rockers will be herded into the sheep pens of bourgeois conformity by being made knights of the realm, those of us who still cling to the ridiculous and antiquated notion that RAWK! should be the province of glue-sniffing scamps sporting arseless trousers, blasphe...

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