Vapid Useless Piece Of Trash Busted With Cocaine

You might want to stretch the smile muscles in your mouth you never use and clear the day to practice your "Dancing On Wonky's Fake Tears" dance from 2007, because there is a slight chance we'll get Wonky McValtrex Goes To Jail 2: Nevada Don't Play. Probably not, but you should cross your everything in hopes that shit happens. Since Lindsay Lohan is currently the reigning queen of mess on the stroll, Wonky is desperately trying to get her corner back. CNN has poured a giant sprink...

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