WONDER CUTLETS!!!!!

Don't try to shoot bullets made of dignity at Poultrydise Island's very own Wonder Cutlets, because she will only block them with her powerful plastic cuffs bought on clearance at a Spencer's Gift in the Valley. Any pap trying to run away to photograph a bigger superstar (an impossible mission since one does not exist) will be caught by Wonder Culets' attention catching lasso! Here's the saffron sprinkled wonder Phoebe Price, who is always sitting in an invisible plane, ...

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