We're All Tamara Ecclestone

Well, we're all Tamara Ecclestone without the zillions of dollars of daddy's money, the $32 million London mansion, the lease agreement on a $125 million Holmby Hills mansion, the wonky nose job, the weave made from the manes of a dozen Arabian ponies, the zero sense of knowing what it's like to actually earn a dollar for yourself and the anus covered with liquid platinum and canary diamonds (mine's only covered with yellow-tinted Wite Out and plastic Barbie earrings). Okay, ...

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