Welcome to your celebrity world, little baby Blue Ivy Carter

A solid-gold rocking horse? A crystal-encrusted high chair? Only the best for Beyoncé and Jay-Z's babyIt's impossible to overstate the importance of the birth of a celebrity child. In scientific terms, it is the moment at which the celebrity subdivides as an ethereal entity, and the newly hatched star-child is automatically invested with 63% of its famous parent's wattage, as well as an air of mystery not cultivated by a nappy-wearer since Howard Hughes's "hidden years".If that child has two ce...

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