Well, At Least She Didn't Flash Anybody...I Think

At the MTV EMAs in Madrid last night, the hardest and edgiest toddler in the playpen continued to dress like a mid-range Craigslist "masseuse" with a serious Cherie Currie fetish and mysterious rash on her eyelid she covers up using black Halloween lipstick, markers from The Dollar General and ash from a smoking bin outside of a Holiday Inn Express. You know, I can't fully throw a black cloud of shade over Taylor Momsen, because when I was 12 (or however old that trick is) I too had the cho...

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