Well, That Was Boring

Alex Rodriguez's divorce from the she-hulk known as Cynthia Rodriguez has been finalized. Yeah, just like that. That shit was totally anti-climactic. Their boring ass lawyers issued this statement to People: "Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings. They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. During the negotiations and resolution all decisions were made with the best interests of their children as the paramount concern." The terms...

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