What In Parmesan Cheese Eyebrows Hell?!

I could try to write a 4,000 page series of horror novels in the style of Bram Stoker solely based on the Wildenstein-ing of Lil' Kim's face and the Top Ramen-ing of her crunchy weave, but it's THOSE BROWS that are giving me a headache from the chorus of terrifying screams trying to bust out of my head. This is Kim at last night's Rip the Runway and loooooooooord. Lil' Kim could make an exact replica of La Toya Jackson's face out of puppet skin and fix it onto the f...

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