Health warning signs have gone up all up and down the Jersey Shore, which could mean only one thing: the taint warts of MTV (and that's saying a lot) are back and have started shooting their mess of a show today. If you're in the Jersey Shore area, don't forget to get caught up on all your shots and to slather liquid penicillin with SPF all over your body. It's that season again!
Even though Snooki's got a guidoling in her malt liquor-soaked womb, she's still part o...