When The Headline Is EVERYTHING

Sometimes the headline is so perfect that I don't need to read the entire story behind it. I don't need to know why Newt was near a penguin. (Maybe he IS The Penguin?) I don't need to know why that penguin got cunty with Newt. (Maybe it's a Romney-lover and was trying to push him out of the election exit door? Or maybe Newt tried to slip that sessy penguin his Skype number and it's taken by another penguin?) I don't need to know the answers to any of those questions...

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