Where Is Dr. Kimberly Shaw When You Need Her?

Because we need her to come back and blow up Melrose Place all over again. This shit looks horrific and mainly because Asshole Simpson is in it. Someone please put a butt plug on her (not you, Papa Joe). These are the first few stills from the new Melrose Place which will terrorize our TVs in the Fall on The CW. Spoiler alert! It will be canceled a week later. Naw. The CW doesn't play that. They like to slowly torture us. The cast includes: Stephanie Jacobsen, Colin Egglesfield, A Big Assho...

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