White Oprah Has Such A Giving Soul

While Oprah was banging wish bones with Gayle King, and St. Angie supervised Maddox's crank calls to Obama, White Oprah was feeding the world with one scoop of microwaved vegetables at a time! And she did it from the middle of her heart. I would say from the "bottom," but I think that part is already occupied by piles of Adderrall and fake tan dust. At a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon in Port Washington, NY yesterday, White Oprah and her family shoveled deconstructed Hungry Man meals onto the pl...

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