Who exactly is this 'Jett Valentine' and what does he want with your ears?

No wait, come back - we know a Polaroid photo of a bequiffed warbler actually holding a Polaroid camera might set off the HIGH ALERT siren on your Hoxtometer and it is, admittedly, a conceptual nightmare which conjures images of a spooksome netherworld in which MC Esher is an actual MC fronting a post-Dalston Calypsocore funk outfit, but Jett Valentine is just about on the right side of pop enough to hold your attention. We did one of his songs, 'Seahorses', as a Song Of The Day last week - di...

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