Who next for Sepp Blatter's Fifa brains trust – Cheryl Cole? | Marina Hyde

Placido Domingo, Louis Freeh, Henry Kissinger. You have to hand it to the Fifa president – he has an extraordinary talent for exhuming blasts from the pastSay what you will about Sepp Blatter – and I think we all have – his gift for absurdist political theatre means Fifa is now officially a more effective satire on itself than anything an outsider could concoct. Intriguingly, this gift is also what makes his so-called enemies look like such piddling little dullards – but we shall come to...

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