Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade

Sometimes when you are out sailing on your own personal boatless booze cruise, you return home and piss urine so yellow that sunflowers and Big Bird want to know your secret. You are a dehydrated mess, and you need to drink a gallon of water stat so that the membranes that anchor your brain to your skull will stop threatening to snap. This sort of person obviously helped Kim Kardashian with her styling last night because DRUNK PISS YELLOW. This was obviously on request, as we all know that Kimm...

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