Wonder Woman Put Some Pants On

After years upon years of having to soak her vagina in yogurt to treat her permanent case of the yeasties, Wonder Woman has decided to leave her pussy-suffocating spandex briefs on the floor and put on a pair of pants instead. Starting with issue #600, which is out today, Wonder Woman will wear a totally different outfit. Say goodbye to the glamorously elegant stripper boots and say hello to a pair of butch bitch boots bought on clearance at DSW. Why do I cry?!!! J. Michael Straczynski, the new ...

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