Wonky Is Britain's Problem Now

Wonky McValtrex and her army of mutant cooch maggots are currently terrorizing London while she films the UK version of her reality show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF." The BFF must stand for "butt farting fucktard." Wonky says that she loves London so much that she's looking to move there....FOREVER! She reportedly told friends, "I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I ...

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