Typing the words "Christina Aguilera actually looks kind of natural in the face" feels unnatural, wrong and it goes against all the laws of clown glamour, but it's what I have to type, because she kind of does. It only took five chisels, a sandblaster and a few dozen passes through the $5 car wash at the Shell gas station, but they managed to scrape all thirty five layers of dried Bronzer off of Xtina's skin for last night's screening of The Voice 4 in Los Angeles.
Xtina kept he...
Dlisted — Typing the words "Christina Aguilera actually looks kind of natural in the face" feels unnatural, wrong and it goes against all the laws of clown glamour, but it's w... more info