Yanni Is Looking Mighty Fine

Adrien Brody still looks like Yanni after a sexy orgy with The Lov-ahs from "SNL," but I don't mind it. I just want him to pour me into a hot tub, feed me a variety of spiced meats and stroke my hair with a porcelain brush. Afterwards, he will smoke a cigar while telling his pet Afghan Hound: "Michael K and I made love so powerful, methinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high!" Seriously, I bet his unkept nut bush smells like Patchouli, rose water and Chinese incense smoke. That sai...

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