You're Never Too Young To Learn The Importance of Eyebrow Situation

A newborn baby's first cry shouldn't come from getting slappity slap slapped in the back by the hand of a doctor. No, it should come from getting the area above its eyes waxed, plucked and Sharpie-ed. If I was the Surgeon General, we'd all be fucked I'd demand that every baby must go directly from its mom's vagina to the brow waxing table no matter what. So this clip from Toddlers & Tiaras of 10-year-old beauty queen Brooklyn getting her brow follicles ripped out ...

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