You Can't Keep a 14 Month Pregnant Jessica Simpson Down

That is a look from a man who: a) Knows his taste buds are officially destroyed after an air bomb from Jessica Simpson's ass landed on his tongue. and b: Is bracing himself for the possibility of getting knocked down by an explosion of BABIES!!!, Slutty Brownies and pregnant lady jizz. Here's Jessica Simpson looking like an albino python in a yellow wig who swallowed a buffalo who swallowed a hippo who swallowed a pack of Giseles (the model, not the animal) who swallowed a dozen wateri...

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