You Won't Be Seeing Any Ass Cleavage Or "Puffy" Labia At The Grammys On Sunday

Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn't have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS' Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night's ceremony, they don't want to see a...

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