You Won't Find One Chicken Egg Or A Slice Of Bread In The House Of GOOP

GOOPY Paltrow's last cookbook was a vomit-inducing gourmet treasure trove of pretentious fuckery (example: "One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.") and for her second cookbook, It's All Good, she put the wood-burning stove away and is getting into her food allergies instead. It seems like it was just yesterday (it practically was) when GOOPY was bragging about how she eats anything she wants and now she's saying she can bar...

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