You Won This Round, CaCa

For the first time in my life, I have zero amounts of shade to throw at Lady CaCa. That giant pink jizz fish on her head has temporarily paralyzed all my bitchy thoughts. Yes, pink sperm ejaculated from a horny Pepto-Bismal bottle makes me go soft. But I'm sure I'll go back to holding an umbrella of cuntiness over CaCa's head as soon as somebody pulls out a picture from 30 years ago of Grace Jones with an authentic pink spooge load (from a genuine pink dolphin) on her forehead.

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