You know what DWTS needs? More abs and wonky tits!

Because $5 million dollars just isn't enough, and because she doesn't really have anything else going for her, The Situation and Audrina Patridge are both scheduled to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Washed-up Has-Beens No One Cares About Stars . Shoot for the stars, you guys! Shoot for the stars! For weeks it's been rumored, but on Monday, a source told OK! magazine that Jersey Shore 's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino will bring his tanned mid-section and ribbed abs to the ...

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