BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX DOESN’T LIKE PETS

“IT’S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD” SAY THE #ANIMALCANNIBALS. IF COMMON CUR CODDLING, KITTIE COMFORTING HUMANITY WERE TO LISTEN, WHAT ELSE WOULD THE BEASTS SAY? THE BEASTS WOULD SAY IT’S A DOLPHIN RAPE DOLPHIN WORLD, A #POLARBEARMOMMY EAT #POLARBEARCUB WORLD, A VENOMOUS PLATYPUS FANGS AN ALLIGATOR WORLD. THE NOBLE #PLATYPUSWARRIOR ELABORATIONALLY SAYS “G’DAY MATE. I [...]

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