Just When You Were Starting To Think That It's Been A While Since Lindsay Lohan's Ass Got Arrested

Because Lindsay Lohan had to remind everyone that she's the original fuck up, she got put into handcuffs at 2:30 this morning in NYC after she allegedly hit a 30-year-old dude with her Porsche Cayenne. When you hit someone with your car, you (who I'm assuming doesn't have White Oprah genes and brains made of coagulated coke balls) check to see if the dude is alright, give him a swig from the flask you keep between your titties and then scream for an ambulance if his ass needs one....

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11:59 on September 19 2012

Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED In NYC! Hit Pedestrian And Then LEFT The Scene Of The Accident!

Perez Hilton — Guess she was tired of Amanda Bynes stealing her thunder! Lindsay Lohan was arrested in downtown Manhattan early this morning after she allegedly DROVE her car into a ped... more info

Cayenne

12:55 on September 19 2012

Just When You Were Starting To Think That It's Been A While Since Lindsay Lohan's Ass Got Arrested

Dlisted — Because Lindsay Lohan had to remind everyone that she's the original fuck up, she got put into handcuffs at 2:30 this morning in NYC after she allegedly hit a 30-yea... more info

Cayenne