Like This Is Going To Happen

Lindsay Lohan firing White Oprah as her full-time pimp is about as likely as Jennifer Cuntkov's name showing up on the admission list at heaven's gates, but let's kick at this story anyways. LiLo's team of therapists and shit at Betty Ford are telling her that she needs take a giant sharpened machete and chop off all business ties to White Oprah. A source (aka Michael Lohan butt breathing into a voice changer) tells Radar that LiLo's counselors think her craving for bad ...

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