Nicole Richie Is A Grown-Up Now

So ever since Nicole Richie had a baby, she's become all womanly and shit. I mean, she actually has chichis! She's no longer Wonky McValtrex's eye-rolling sidekick. She probably gets her period and everything! I miss chunky Nicole who had a gutter mouth and flashed her tittays on the catwalk. Now that she's an adult, she's kind of boring. She's so boring that she's turning beige! However, she looks a million times hotter without that dirty tampon boyfriend hang...

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