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We should all bow our heads and give thanks to the UK's Closer for doing important work by slathering factual literary perfection on the pages of their magazine every week. If it wasn't for Closer and The Daily Mail, we'd have to stuff our brains with crap from The New York Times. THE HORROR! Before you go any further, you might want to clear the room of any pugs, because they might start eyeing your nipple like it's a spigot of delicious fun. (If you want a pug to look at yo...

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