Perez Hilton — Why you hiding that hideous pretty face of yours Lindsay Lohan?! Actually, neither you or your mini-me, Ali Lohan, look that terrible this morning. The Lohan sisters were taking a stroll through Paris this morning and we're thinking that perhaps the ... more info

Perez Hilton — And that would be putting it lightly! Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole. We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked... more info

E! Online — Frances Bean Cobain seems to have inherited a knack for the Twitter dramz from mom Courtney Love. But at least we can kind of decipher what the 17-year-old is trying to say unlike... more info

Dlisted — It seems that 17-year-old Frances Bean (daughter of Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain) has inherited her mother's skills for writing confusing rants about totally random subjects. For some reason, Frances went on her Twitter (her account has since bee... more info

Dlisted — And GOODNIGHT! This picture of Lindsay Lohan out in Paris last night can be used for a variety of purposes. If you've got a problem with critters digging up your garden, simply place this picture near your plants and they will never ever return ... more info

Perez Hilton — Poor Lindsay Lohan. The "serious" actress tried to make a play for True Blood hottie Ryan Kwanten at the G-Star fashion show in New York on Tuesday, but it didn't go so well. LOLhan even made her older little sister Ali Lohan switch seats so she coul... more info

Dlisted — (Warning: clear your throat before you read the first part) 15-year-old Ali Lohan isn't enrolled in regular school, because she's a full-time student at UCWB (University of Crack Whore Behavior). UCWB's Dean of Famehowhoring, Professor... more info

Dlisted — Last year, stupid ass LiLo posted her private cell phone number on her Facebook page. It didn't take long for someone to hack into her voicemail. And it didn't take the brain power of MacGyver to do it since LiLo's voicemail passwo... more info

Dlisted — I'm sure that while they were filming Interview with a Vampire, Tommy Girl snuck into Brad Pitt's trailer one day while he was taking a long stoner nap and cut a lock of his dick bush so that he could rub it against his glazed b-hole every ... more info

Dlisted — After SamRo finished having lunch with some of her friends yesterday, she shuffled on over to the parking and who did she run into?! Why it was none-other-than Stalker McStalky herself, HoHan! Yup, she was just happened to be sitting in her car with ... more info