Dlisted — White Oprah's big dream of being the Christian Louboutin of the pill-popping child pimp set has been dashed! Last year, White Oprah announced her shoe line called Shoe-Han in an elaborate press conference in the parking lot of a Ross, which was ... more info

Perez Hilton — Dina Lohan needs to stop partying with her daughter and start acting more like a mother. Just earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan and Orange Oprah were spotted pAArtying it up at Golden Globe parties all over Los Angeles. And just yesterday, Dina was ag... more info

Dlisted — Well, this is ironic. Usually when you read the words "thief" and "Lindsay Lohan" in one sentence, LiLo's the one being accused of doing the snatching. But oh how the coke tables have turned! UsWeekly reports that someone stole LiLo's sketc... more info

Dlisted — While White Oprah spent her New Years passed out in a La-Z-Boy with empty Bartles & Jaymes bottles strewn around her, her daughters spent the holiday dirtying up the island of St. Barts. In between checking hotel ash trays for smokable cigarette butt... more info

Dlisted — HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo's every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are "heating up." Well, I'm pretty su... more info

Perez Hilton — Lindsay Lohan debuted her new boytoy last night at her kid sister's 16th birthday party in NYC! Model Adam Senn met the entire Lohan clan when he arrived on the arm of Lilo to celebrate Ali Lohan's birthday. Word is things went smoothly for Adam and... more info

Perez Hilton — You think they're doing this to be nice or to get their picture taken? Either way Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan and good old Grandma Ann were helping out at the Harbor Links Club and Grill in Long Island to serve a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon to those sufferin... more info

Dlisted — While Oprah was banging wish bones with Gayle King, and St. Angie supervised Maddox's crank calls to Obama, White Oprah was feeding the world with one scoop of microwaved vegetables at a time! And she did it from the middle of her heart. I would... more info

Dlisted — Lindsay Lohan tells Life & Style (via E! Online) not to worry about her 15-year-old sister partying in clubs and bars with her, because she totally can handle drunk bitches, people overdosing and skeezy old dudes flashing her on the dancefloor. Well,... more info

Perez Hilton — We fear you are about to fall down the rabbit hole dug out by your older sister, Ali Lohan. Therefore, we implore you to tune into a special presentation on Nickelodeon that we think would be beneficial to you. (We know your family is famously aligne... more info