Dlisted — Gatecrasher is saying that Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty pizza face all over Adam Levine's nalgas. Does this mean their Hollytard couple name is Camerooooon? You know, because he's in Maroon 5 and shit? No, how dare I use the nam... more info

Dlisted — Baby Jesus' father, God, has told Brazil's Who Magazine (via Gatecrasher) that the rumors about his son marrying Madonna are true. I'm not even a practicing Catholic anymore, but I feel like I need to pray for the fuckery I read in tha... more info

PopSugar — Danny Gokey eliminated from Idol, leaving Kris and Adam in final! - BuzzSugar Are Madonna and Jesus Luz getting Kabbalah married? - Gatecrasher The Rihanna/Lady Gaga duet was a fake - ICYDK Wanda Sykes's partner gave birth to twins Olivia and Lucas... more info

Dlisted — Please Xenu let this shit be real. Blind Gossip posted 3 items today and they all smell like barley water. If this is the truth, homegirl better hope the force is with her, because this shit might get dirty. At least, I hope. Here's the three it... more info

Dlisted — When Kiefer Sutherland's hos said that he head smashed a trick in defense of Brooke Shields, her people issued some statement saying they had no idea what the hell Kief was blabbing about. Well, now Brooke has slid over to Kiefer's side and... more info

Dlisted — This multi-talented tween star is frequently seen with cute boy stars, most of her own generation. One evening last week, however, she puzzled onlookers by ignoring every boy in the room in favor of talking, drinking, and dancing only with other gir... more info

Dlisted — Madonna is really trying to make her child happen in the fashion world. Before his pimp and savior came along, Baby Jesus was just another purdy face in a sea of models. But now that he's Vadge's main culo tickler, the work has been pouring... more info

Dlisted — This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in their lives. Not so. When the kid/s were littl... more info

Dlisted — Little Miley Cyrus is sick of playing with grown ass men who actually have pubic hair in their private areas, so now she's ready to shuffle back into the romper room where her ex-whatever Nick Jonas is waiting to let her play with his purity rin... more info

Dlisted — This B list television comic actor was at a party very recently. At the party he was overheard offering a female reality tv host increasing amounts of money to sleep with him that night. At one point the offer was $20K. She declined everytime and sai... more info